A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(Source: sethmeyers, via liveintheinfinite)

i feel like throwing up and my face is super hot

hell-is-my-paradise:

yourealoserlol:

skittlejoy:

its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

yeah, you deserve them.

that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

(via sir-tooley)

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(via oymuse)

socallmemaeby:

GUYS

TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

(via keyhole-peeker)

tentacruels:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.” 

My jaw dropped

(via noflutter-noflame)